Select jalapeno peppers, lime juice, chopped garlic, sweet onions and plenty of cilantro make this all-natural hot sauce irresistible to the broken hearted, according to some accounts. One woman revealed how she got over her break-up so quickly. Maria Valtorta of Philadelphia, PA reports “Rather than throw a pity party and get angry, I got Envy. I invited my friends over for some strong Margaritas and spiced up the salsa with plenty of Envy. I felt as powerful as the Mona Lisa.”

Research has shown that chili peppers can speed up your metabolism and burn calories. Several new customers have claimed an interesting side effect: a dose of Envy seemed to spice up their love lives. Julie Hutchinson of San Antonio, Texas reports “I tried Envy and it worked like magic. It added a new kick to Bubba’s old, favorite tortilla soup recipe and made us feel warm all over. You got to have it.”